i think my mom watched the whole time
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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