Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Randomize
