remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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