if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Where did you get a picture of my penis
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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