he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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