we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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