.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
