So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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