idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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