it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
