I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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