forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
