I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Oh Jesus.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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