ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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