it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
