Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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