are you so shy because you have an std?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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