: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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