Just cropdusted the office
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Shame is for Republicans.
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