You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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