she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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