Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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