did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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