is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
the raccoons are back...
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