Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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