Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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