Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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