just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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