There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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