This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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