haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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