Fuck appropriateness.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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