Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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