you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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