..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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