honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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