I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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