i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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