I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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