So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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