But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
this hospital has no fireball
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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