youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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