whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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