are you so shy because you have an std?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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