There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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