were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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