i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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