And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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