We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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