And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Dick very happy bro
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
