Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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