windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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